Ironbull's blog

A career with Readers’ Digest surely beckons.

Are you kidding? They commissioned it. This is the full version.

Every dropping appreciated.

I have signed you up for a reading in your local library..Kid's corner!

The Daily Mail have been in touch. They want to serialize I.

Followed by the Women's Weekly before you know it Tom Hardy will be staring in the movie version.

Women's Weekly. Is that still in print? I'm aware that it was adapted for sadomasochistic purposes by Victoria Wood but never surely they wouldn't want to forego their recipe for spotted dick?

Ihear its now the number 1 porn publication for gay men the most popular section is the gardners questions on ballbus Erectorium..

It will be difficult to teach my graduate class this evening.

Don't tell me Botnik's predictive keyboard has been crawling blogs.

Think blogs of “stories” should be in another section!
Just shows that darn Vice video has some teeth - too many fetishists on here!

Last night at Heathrow Airport
I chanced upon a bin
which said "unwanted literature is to be placed herein"
And so I wrote a blog, and tossed it in.

That's not a story, that is BARELY a paragraph!!!!

It's a nice little tale but too long. I gave up after the word 'doorbell.'

And then I woke up and it was all a dream and they all lived happily ever after.

I understand you are issuing "The Complete Works of Ironbull". I enclose a single sheet of A4 so you can print my copy. Thanks!

All going a bit post modern there!

Actually it's a new translation of fragments of ancient papyrus recovered during the excavation of an Etruscan boxing and wrestling gymnasium.

I didn't even know they had speedos back then. How cool is that?

Yes but as can be seen from the ancient pottery the speedos were not worn in combat, it's thought the were used as head dress or a victory crown.

Victory crowns should make a come back.

A trendsetter like yourself could make that happen Ed

A certain well-known filmmaker and Broadway musical creator is champing to get the stage musical rights. West End, here we come.

The rumoUr is that Sir Andrew L-W and Cameron McIntosh are extremely interested but, at the risk,of sounding insensitive to all the women to whom he did despicable things, Harvey W. has escaped to England, is fighting extradition and is also interested in securing the rights.

Still A Complete Crackup Every Time I Read It. You Gave A Story We Didnt Know We Needed. Bless You.

Happy to be of assistance.

I've read it a few times and still can't see where a bridge comes in to it!

Porno makes me cross.