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Why are there no Country & Western songs about wrestling?

Wouldn’t it be a great day to drive in your car and sing along to such Country and Western songs like:

The Day My Jobber Broke My Heart

I Left My Speedo In San Francisco

In A Boston Crab Ain’t Fun

Getting A Scissor In The Back Of My Truck

Full Nelson On. Summer Night

Stuck Between Big Thighs Again

I’ve Been One Choked Too Many Times

A Wrestlers Mask Hides Your Pain

Anyhoo.... please someone write me a song! Perhaps post it for us all to enjoy !!! 😊

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Bradley1님이 2019-12-09 오후 11:11에 마지막으로 수정
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ruffnhard (119)

2019-12-10 오전 12:42

This seems to cover it :)

And part 2:

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BamaJDon41 (10 )

2019-12-10 오전 12:49

LOL! All good. Also, 'You Got Me Cryin' In Yer Grapevine'

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weightclass170 (1)

2019-12-10 오전 6:49

well might be something to do with , most counrty songs could be wrote by a 8 or 10 yo. the fact that wrestling has nothing to do with your wife leaving you, your dog dieing, or you 4 wheel drive truck is broke down or stuch in the mud, or both . might be why there is no country songs about wrestling!!!

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BamaJDon41 (10 )

2019-12-10 오전 7:08

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With grammar and spelling like that, you could be a Country song writer! YEEhaw!!!

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Chester1980 (0)

2019-12-11 오후 9:36

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And getting drunk too lol.

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irishpunknyc (9)

2019-12-10 오후 4:23

Not exactly country, but a Broadway hoedown.

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wildwooly (16)

2019-12-10 오후 6:16

I know it's not about wrestling A bear, but enjoy

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