GUYS WITH A "PAST OPPONENT" LIST STEP TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!!!!! I think most guys who are serious about wrestling will have: A Past Opponent List, Recommendation(s), and more than ONE picture.

No formal training here, just an “Advanced Novice”. Safe, Sane, competitive – YET jovial and friendly (not TOO friendly; see last sentence for more details!). As the name implies, I prefer pinfall, folk/freestyle over submission; however, SOME terms can be negotiated (again, see last sentence for more details!). Welcome serious, IN SHAPE challengers! Retired military; wrestled OFTEN with very in shape military men, and I WON way more than I lost! (Yeah, consider that a friendly warning!) 😈 Personally, I don’t care if you weigh less than me or more than me (actually prefer MORE)… I believe it aint the size of the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog!

I’ve run into my share of FAKES and FLAKES, so if you want to have a meet’n for a beat’n, I’m going to expect to talk (phone conversation, FaceTime, Skype, etc.) in some form PRIOR to meeting up. Establishing a friendly rapport is just as important as the wrestling to me. Yes, I want a tuff match, and I want to have to work hard to take your lunch money, BUT I also want it to be friendly. I prefer matches where we shake hands after, and then maybe grab some lunch or dinner.

Ok, and now for the dreaded “last sentence”, because this is where I sometimes lose guys that I think would be AWESOME opponents! 😥

If it's under my shorts, in the words of Emperor Kuzco, "No touchy!" I’M NOT INTO SEX – NO SEX!!

UPDATE!! "No Sex" ALSO means you can't see my private parts, I DO NOT want to see yours, and I certainly DO NOT want to see you doing anything with your private parts!! 😡 Come on people, RESPECT works both ways!